2 things that don't mix

Homemade granola and white tankini bottoms do not mix.

Because when you're eatting a bowl of homemade granola.....

and your funny husband flounces into the room wearing your white tankini bottoms to try to make you laugh.....

that's exactly what you do.

You laugh hysterically.....

and homemade granola almost comes out of your nose....

but you quickly swallow it so that it doesn't exit the nostrils.....

and it goes down your esophagus virtually unchewed....

And it hurts.

But it's still so stinking hilarious that you don't care.

Although I might care tonight when I try to wear tankini bottoms in the hot tub and they're all stretched out.

In which case I'll have no choice but to skinny dip.

Oh, 2 more things that don't mix? 3 year olds and empty hot tubs..... but that's another post....