If I were Irish.....

I'm not Irish. I don't drink beer...or any alcohol for that matter (Nyquil doesn't count). St. Patrick's Day is just a square on the calendar that would pass by unnoticed if I didn't feel an obligation to get into the spirit of it and dress my household in green. Green is NOT my color. But for one day? I can handle it. I've even been known to turn the milk green and make green eggs for breakfast.

But if I was Irish... I would be sending my loved ones a St. Patty's Day card that says the following.

Our Lager

Which art in barrels

Hallowed be thy drink

Thy kegdom come

I fill thee mug

At home, as in the tavern

Give us this day, Our foamy head

And forgive us our spillages,

As we forgive those who spill upon us

And lead us not into inebriation

But deliver us from hangovers.

Barmen

I saw this on a card at the car wash and thought it was too witty & clever not to share it with you. So, Happy St. Patrick's Day.... no matter how you celebrate it!!