Thursday, March 26, 2009

2 things that don't mix

Homemade granola and white tankini bottoms do not mix.

Because when you're eatting a bowl of homemade granola.....

and your funny husband flounces into the room wearing your white tankini bottoms to try to make you laugh.....

that's exactly what you do.

You laugh hysterically.....

and homemade granola almost comes out of your nose....

but you quickly swallow it so that it doesn't exit the nostrils.....

and it goes down your esophagus virtually unchewed....

And it hurts.

But it's still so stinking hilarious that you don't care.

Although I might care tonight when I try to wear tankini bottoms in the hot tub and they're all stretched out.

In which case I'll have no choice but to skinny dip.

Oh, 2 more things that don't mix? 3 year olds and empty hot tubs..... but that's another post....

6 comments:

annette said...

You guys are so funny!!! You have too much fun over there.

Mamarazzi said...

H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!

i need to remeber not to take a sip of anything while reading your blog. i just did a major spit take...not cute!

Stefani said...

Pictures...we need pictures. LOL, naw, j/k.

Raimi said...

You can't ever say that your life with Brandon was boring :-). You are a good wife for laughing & not getting mad about your stretched out shorts. Have fun in the hot tub!

Caroline said...

Too funny! I can always count on you to brighten my day. The visual is just the best:-)

Eric and Lydia said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MISS YOU!!!!!!!!