Thursday, March 18, 2010

Preschool Logic

When Mercedes was a preschooler she was trying to explain to me that her ankle hurt. Not knowing that the word "ankle" actually existed, she called it her "foot-wrist". Perfectly Logical.

Once on a family bikeride in Montery Beau pedaled as fast as he could for as long as he could. After weaving in and out of joggers, rollerbladers, and the ocassional fringe-topped surrey he decided to stop for a breather. "Wow", he said, "My heart sure is blinking!" Perfectly Logical.

Tonight Reef is courageously dealing with vomitting and diarrhea, two ailments which are unfortunately occurring at the exact same time. I've given him 3 baths in less than 1 hour. He's going through PJ's and Pull-Ups faster than the Octomom goes through Enfamil. He walked into the office and said, "Mom, we need to change my Pull-Up again. I accidentially pooped my pants." "Uh-oh. What happened? Did you throw up again?" "No. It's just this slobber poo. It keeps on leaking out." Slobber Poo. I don't know what can be more logical than that.

7 comments:

Stefani said...

I don't know whether to laugh or cry for Reef. Poor little guy.

And look at you going on the blog posting:)

Annette said...

Tiff, I love it when you blog. I'm sorry Reef's (slashthrough) YOU are going through all that, but how cute is he! Slobber poo. Your kids are adorable!!!

Eric and Lydia said...

Oh, that is so cute! Leave it to you to find something funny in vomit and diarrhea!

BTW, we think we've decided. God sent us a text message. If that's not a clear sign, I don't know what is!

Annette said...

Really??? And truly??? Lydia!!! Tiff told me about that text message last night! I hope this means we get to see lots more of you too!

Mamarazzi said...

hilarious...i love those kids...it was great to see you guys last weekend. we miss the Hollister peeps!

The Freemans said...

That is so cute. I wish I could remember all the funny things my kids have said. If I were a good mom I'd be writing them all down. Hope your feeling well. Such a cute family.

Janae Sowards said...

That is totally funny! Kids are the best and they always come up with the funniest things to say...Can't wait to see you guys this summer and the new addition!