Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Going green never felt so bad...

Leprechaun (movie, 1992)
"An Irish fairy escapes from a crate and goes on a gory quest for his 100 stolen gold coins."
Leprechaun; Back 2 Tha Hood (movie, 2003)
"A young woman and her friends incur the wrath of an evil leprechaun who will stop at nothing to protect his gold."
Leprechaun... a new 4 letter word (real life, present day)
"A Stay-at-home-mom colors a gallon of milk, turns pictures upside down, opens all kitchen cupboards and drawers, stacks couch pillows, turns chairs facing outward, and even turns the toilet water green all in an attempt to be fun & festive but unwittingly scars her 4 year old son for life when he suddenly becomes frightened of every little sound and goes ballistic at the very mention of the word, "leprechaun". The family's happiness is at stake when the mother threatens severe consequences if the "L" word is uttered one more time in the presence of the 4 year old boy. A 7 year old brother's fun comes to an abrupt end when the truth has to be unveiled about leprechauns not being real and mom reveals herself as the true culprit of the mornings events in order for 4 year old son to calm down and finally go to bed."
Somebody please remind me why we celebrate this holiday......

5 comments:

Annette said...

That is hilarious Tiff! Who would have thought that would scare him so bad. What a cutie! And what a fun mom to go through all that trouble. You are so spontaneous and fun!!!

Stefani said...

Bahahahaha! I can't stop laughing... not because it is so funny, it's more of a morbid laugh because I feel your pain. It hasn't been to your same extreme, but I finally had to prematurely reveal the source of leprechauns, the tooth fairy, the easter bunny, and all other mythical creatures (Except Santa) in order to maintain some sort of sanity in our house.

JasonDebbie said...

I totally agree about your other post about california--I lived in the most perfect place growing up, it had SO much to offer and I miss that so much. If it wasnt so dang expensive I would want to go back. AND, my little boy loves Ryan Dungey also! Jason is a motocross freak and creighton will watch supercrosses with him on TV, hes got a poster of Dungey on his wall its cute.

Eric and Lydia said...

Oh, that's so cute! Isn't it funny the things kids get scared of? Now are you regretting letting him stay up late and watch those scary leprechaun movies on HBO? ;)

Krysta said...

That is hilarioius! I'm seriously lol!