Thursday, May 28, 2009
MWF (married white female) desperately seeking
Chevy's Sombrero. Left behind after a fun-filled
birthday dinner for DH (dear husband). Must have
forgotten it after enduring LHI (long haired indian)
dubbed "Apache Hendrix" and his heinous versions
of 1980's hits. CW (confused waitress) singing Happy
Birthday to my 3YO(year old) instead of to DH could
also be to blame for my TML (temporary memory loss).
DH insists you don't take Sombrero home. MWF contends
that you do. FDA would agree with MWF(...hello...lice!!!!)
REWARD for those who agree with MWF.